In his most resent column Dave Barry points out that:
“The National Center for Making Everybody Nervous About Hurricanes is predicting that this season there will be 10 major hurricanes…According to the center’s computer simulations, at least four of those storms will hit the mainland United States, and at least one of those will come directly to your house and cause a tree branch, traveling at 150 mph, to impale you through your chest. (Bear in mind that these are only predictions. It could also be your skull.)”
Dave offers some great advice on how to make it through the sure-to-be turbulent season.