One of the best, funniest, and most spectacularly gross and explicit South Park episodes (even for South Park) to be produced so far recently delivered a superb message to girls: Stop dressing and looking like sluts.
The spokesmodel for “Who’s that high-fashion whore?” Yes, Paris Hilton. The same Paris Hilton who was, according to her real-life agent “extremely embarassed” when the video of her having sex became public (omit the “l” if you wish) over the internet. Yes, the same Paris Hilton who recently attended a Hollywood party to celebrate her new celebrity while her amateur sex video played on the big screen in the background, and the other celebs critiqued her “performance.”
So what better target for spoofery than this paragon of self-debasing self-indulgence than P.H.? Well, if you think she’s a bad girl, you must try to catch this episode (if and only if you are an adult at least 35 years of age), which reveals her rotten values and really puts her in her place.
Synopsis of the story:
Paris arrives in South Park to open one of her boutiques, the “Stupid Spoiled Whore” store. Thongs and all, the 4 to 5 year old girls in town are totally swept up into the slut look. Their parents wouldn’t dream of preventing their darlings from “fitting in,” thus causing the trauma of unpopularity.
Finally someone comes to their senses, and Paris, in a disturbing but effective slut “contest”, winds up playing the gerbil to the town’s resident slut.
Under no circumstances should you allow any actual children (I include my high schooler in this category) to watch this episode. In fact, if you are under 35, you should activate your V-chip until you age up sufficiently.
Unabashedly disgusting; fabulous message.
