Your environmentalists’ dilemma reminded me of a birdie-equivalent of Human Rights Watch’s terrorist dilemma:
An international human rights group has called on Palestinian militants to stop using children in suicide bombings and military attacks.
Human Rights Watch made the call after a 16-year-old bomber blew himself up in a Tel Aviv marketplace on Monday, killing three Israeli civilians.
Palestinian terrorists take note: To kill innocent men, women and children properly, you must be at least 18.