The Henderson County Sheriff’s Office is conducting a customer satisfaction survey of 4500 random addressees. Surveys annoy me. They ask people weird questions on subjects they would never consider in the course of their lives, and demand a response on a subjective scale for rigorous, high-precision analytical processing. It goes back to the concept that one man’s “yeah, whatever” gets weighted the same as another’s:

YES ALREADY!

If something did not annoy enough to generate a complaint, let it be. Or are we leveling the playing field for the can’t-find-the-911-number-challenged?

By the way, this survey is supposed to help the sheriff’s department reduce the incidences of residential burglaries by 12%, which probably translates to 12.00000000000%.