People volunteering for Meals on Wheels in Jackson County will now have to pass a background check. The logic is, if you have made a mistake and gotten caught, you are doomed to make more, and if you haven’t gotten caught for anything yet, you are henceforth perfect. Good for you. If you have gotten caught and you are rich:

Pepe has a scar from ear to ear.
He will make your mug shots disappear.

Saith the Sylva Herald:

It’s not because those helpers are hiding anything criminal, county officials said. Some volunteers apparently feel insulted that, after years of dedicated, blemish-free service, their integrity might be questioned.