This just kills me. Local home prices continue to fall for a seventh straight month after years of only upward movement and this is the spin the Uptown paper of record gives it: Charlotte home prices fall; still among best markets

Hysterical.

Along those lines:

President Kennedy Shot; Still Among Best Liked

Pearl Harbor Bombed; Still Among Biggest Pacific Bases

Rome Sacked; Still Top Barbarian Destination

Any others? My brain is broken by the yahoo boosterism.