The economy is running off a cliff, so pundits are worried about a video of Nancy Pelosi when she described a supernatural experience in the White House.

“My chair was getting crowded in,” said Pelosi. “I swear this happened, never happened before, it never happened since.”
“My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn’t figure out what it was, it was like this,” she said.
“And then I realized Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Alice Paul, Sojourner Truth, you name it, they were all in that chair, they were,” said Pelosi. “More than I named and I could hear them say: ‘At last we have a seat at the table.’ And then they were gone.”

Actually, there was another witness to the crowding in. He didn’t capture the entire exchange, but here’s some of what went down before they claimed their seat at the table:

“Hey, ma’am! Oh, leave me alone, you know.”
“There’s only room for one and her she comes, her she comes. Oh, don’t lean on me ma’am.”
“Hey, ma’am!”
“I gotta straighten my face.”
“This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.”
“Oh, don’t lean on me ma’am.”
“I can’t take you this time, no way.”
“She said she had to squeeze it, but she . . . and then she . . .”
“Oh, don’t lean on me ma’am.”
“Droogie, don’t crash here.”
“Oh, hit me!”

And then they were all “outta sight.”