Headline from the Drudge Report:

Bush recommending Tom Wolfe’s racy new beer- and sex-soaked novel, “I am Charlotte Simmons” to friends… Developing…

Why not also: “Bush recommending Mel Gibson’s gory new slasher film, ‘The Passion’ to friends … Developing …”

Or, better, “Historian: George Washington recommended Jonathan Swift’s frightful treatise on cannibalizing children, ‘A Modest Proposal,’ to friends …”