Here’s a simple un-news multiple-choice quiz.

A Buncombe County company just received a $3 million grant.

1. The grant came from
(a) the federal government.
(b) interested investors.
(c) hard work on the production floor.

2. The purpose is to
(a) fix property destroyed in a natural disaster.
(b) retain a competitive market share.
(c) create and/or retain jobs.

3. The company received the award because it was
(a) blue.
(b) red.
(c) green.

4. The people are
(a) ambivalent.
(b) zonkers.
(c) excited.

If you really need to see the answers, they’re all here.