Everybody knows who Dr. Mumpower is. He had a funny in a recent Asheville Citizen-Times commentary:
“Ever noticed the lines of scowling faces at your local health food store? This mysterious misery – ”Progressivitis” – is common to those confusing control with concern; deviance with diversity; uniformity with unity; and enabling with empowering. The resulting friction necessitates regular doses of tattoo therapy, vanity, weed, casual sex, anger, entitlement and craft beer. Conservatism – see subheading above – offers a recovery plan.”
