And other tales of terror!

Look, I’m open to other explanations, but Occam’s razor teaches us the simplest is usually correct.

The phone companies are a pox on the nation; as anachronistic, smelly, and violent as a whale oil cartel. Only pain and woe will flow from their foray — well-lubricated in advance, as always, with political gifting — into the TV realm. State utility commissions were set up to deal with the homogenous issue of dial-tone, circuit-switched phone service circa 1938. And we want them to regulate and the state to tax the bewildering array of data services of the 21st century? Oh happy day!

Meanwhile, the Bells will not rest until Net lines pay into the downright evil Universal Service Fund — an abomination that should’ve been abolished 20 years ago.

An iron rule: If it is good for the Bells, it is bad for America.

Now! To find the missing brain!



Stolen!