Here is pure and undefiled religion, in the words of Tom Cruise: To, uh, curse your enemies?

“I look at those people and I say, ‘Bring it. I’m a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?’ I don’t mind answering questions.”

He lists some of Scientology’s selling points: its drug-abuse, prison-rehabilitation and education programs. “Some people, well, if they don’t like Scientology, well, then, f— you.” He rises from the table. “Really.” He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. “F— you.” His face reddens. “Period.”