Thought you would all appreciate this snippet from The Onion:
Morbidly Obese Man Enjoys Disabled Privileges With Motorized Cart
MESA, AZ ? Former fat lump of crap Joseph Woodring joined the ranks of the disabled Monday with the purchase of a Rascal?-brand motorized cart. “I am pleased to make the move from morbidly obese to differently abled,” said the 410-pound Woodring, as he careened through EastTowne Mall on his electrically powered whale transporter. “My newfound handicapped status has truly given me a new lease on convenience.” Woodring then motored off to the mall’s food court for a McRib Deluxe Extra Value Meal.