A little nothing has finally blown up too big for me to ignore. Two police officers have been placed on leave for commenting about the Occupants derogatorily on Facebook. Forensics specialist Lynn Fraser wrote:

Glad to be off work and not dealing with [people with dirt on the seat of your pants] that want to preach their “Constitutional rights” to me, then in the same breath tell me that videotaping them in a PUBLIC park (which none of them worked and contributed tax money to pay for) is an invasion of privacy. . . . Hey [people with dirt on the seat of your pants], you gave up expectation of privacy when you flopped all your stinky belongings out on the sidewalk beside the Federal building. And by the way, stop pooping in public. You’re just nasty.

Then PR lady Melissa Williams chimed in. Williams has long been beloved by the community, well back to the days when she covered city council for the Asheville Citizen-Times. The conversation degenerated to something about the Occupants needing a warm and fuzzy hug around the neck with a rope.

By way of apology, I will write that the Occupants are creating new energy and awareness, and therefore are a protected class. They smell sweet. May their feces decorate the town, and may we embrace and celebrate human excrement at every opportunity. And what’s this about property rights? The Occupants are masters of all they survey, and the ^%$#)& taxpayers need to work harder help them out. And don’t hand me that _#(%&# about looters needing #*%^&#_) capitalists to survive.

In retribution, I hope those #(^&# pigs get a roasting for using ugly words and disrupting our planetary synergy. Blank, blank, blank, and curse, curse, curse. We should fire the entire@^(^$# police force. The post was blatant use of excessive force, and the Police Oversight Committee of the Occupants’ General Assembly needs to deal with it.

Those ^#%#$$ Tea Partiers are such whiners! Somebody needs to tell them to stop being so lazy and get a third job.