The local daily is nice enough to let nonsubscribers read their articles, but to do so, I had to answer a plethora of questions about carpet cleaner. That’s fine. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, so the sooner we get it over with, the better.

Anyway, one article tells us Asheville City Council and the Buncombe County Commissioners will hold a rare joint meeting. I supposed it meant they would be smoking extra funny cigarettes. Another articles gives us all city council candidate profiles. I’ll vote for the one with the biggest nose. You know, the schnozola vote, from the big schnozola community.