Never ones to let any opportunity pass to push a radical environmental agenda, enviro wackos are now, with an able propaganda assist from The New York Times, campaigning against soft toilet tissue:

The country’s soft-tissue habit — call it the Charmin effect — has not escaped the notice of environmentalists, who are increasingly making toilet tissue manufacturers the targets of campaigns. Greenpeace on Monday for the first time issued a national guide for American consumers that rates toilet tissue brands on their environmental soundness. With the recession pushing the price for recycled paper down and Americans showing more willingness to repurpose everything from clothing to tires, environmental groups want more people to switch to recycled toilet tissue.

And yet, lefty libs continue to deny that they want to tell us all how to live our lives.