…until such time as John Fox is no longer the head coach or the team has qualified for the NFL playoffs. I put the over-under on the latter at 2015. The former, 2011, if ever.

I just cannot take it anymore.

Bonus Torment: Rhys Lloyd’s Twitter page. “We are 100 percent behind jake…fans should back the team no matter what. Good and bad.” Thanks, Mr. Kickoff specialist.