Yes, The Daily Tar Heel has managed to beat the local Knight Ridder outlet to the punch. The DTH has called for Speaker Jim Black to step down.

Now the Uptown paper of record is touchy about being called Leftist, so I’m willing to roll with the insider-protecting rationale for a little bit longer. Jim Black has to be kept around so he can make sure all those nifty hotel-motel and car rental taxes for Uptown are square with the kleptocrats in the General Assembly. Fair enough, but let’s at least say that out loud.

The only sound now is peels of hysterical laughter from around the state.