Because even though plastisexuals can do everything, they can’t design fliers. The listserv for UNC Choice USA contains a Microsoft Word document of a flier and the following text:
Everyone:
Ok, same drill as usual. Below I’ve listed buildings where flyers [sic] need to be put up over the weekend and early next week to pub for Orgasm Awareness Day, which is on Thurs. Nov. 10 in the Quad. Please email me back and let me know which building(s) you’d like to do. Again, you just need to print off some copies of the flyer (attached to this email) at the library and put them up on bulletin boards and in the bathrooms of the buildings you chose. Please have this done by Tuesday afternoon next week so that people have time to see them. …
So here’s the flier, as it appeared on my desktop in MS Word when I pulled it up:
Inventive, wouldn’t you agree? And yes, that is a two-page flier you see.
