Remember 20 years ago, when commerce was perpetrated without a business plan? Anybody spewing a vision or mission statement would be accused of having dropped too much acid in their hippie days.

Well, this nonprofit known as the Children & Family Resource Center, which seeks to engage the “5 Promises,” needs a business plan. So, they are hosting a contest to see who can come up with the best one. Applicants must be savvy in social media and marketing.

Even you are invited to apply, but have mercy and don’t just throw around a lot of high-minded drivel to demonstrate your control of the hip factor.