It’s primary day. I think I’ll saunter down to the precinct and grab a couple cool-sounding names off the plethora of signs in the lawn and vote for them. If that isn’t what we’re supposed to do, then why do people jam the yards with so many signs? Should I be paying more attention to the colors?

Next, if politicians hate signs so much, howcome they get special privileges? I mean, can’t we declare summer gardening season and let everybody in the nursery business go crazy with signs for awhile, etc.?