I’m here at a Starbucks trying to get some work done on the way back to North Carolina. I had to go to the bathroom, and I had a great idea for an article: Dufus Goes to the Men’s Room. I would simply hang out in the men’s room at various places and tug on my panty hose and stuff, all along the route back, to ask men in other states if they did not think it oppressive that North Carolina requires women to go to women’s rooms and men to go to men’s rooms. Problem is: I would see a lot of stuff I don’t want to see, and I fear the people would say, “Oh, yes! That is oppressive!” Then again, like so many “I told you so” thingies, it would only hurt the good people.