To all: I commend this article to you by virtue of its unintentional, self-parodying comedy. This fellow attempts to sanctify someone who walked up to a College Republican information table, took out a lighter and burned one of the CR members’ American flags, and then started raving about the draft.

The columnist leads by discussing how the (former) flag owner, Richard Bean, merely “watched [the protester] go to jail” ? which means the man will “forfeight his right to vote.” *gasp!*