Reportedly, the Eta Beta Pi fraternity has been suspended for the prank. Chancellor James Moeser calls the “Vagina Swirls” giveaway “unthinkably” sexist.
“Women are valued contributors to our university as well as our society and nation,” Moeser said. “We are horrified that in this day and age that a group on our campus would seek to objectify women like that, especially so crudely.”
OK, OK, all of the above is made up. Except, of course, for the Vagina Swirls. According to the Carolina V-Day Initiative, tonight is
Sextravaganza! …
Feminist Students United (FSU) and V-day invite you to a fun and informative sex-positive party!
-Presentation on fun and safe sex techniques given by the Center for Healthy Student Behaviors, make your own Vagina Swirl to eat, Safe Sex Party Bags to take home, test your knowledge in the Sex Quiz and win tantalizing prizes from Cherry Pie.
Just check your dignity at the door. For feminists and others who break out in hives, just know that the Vagina Swirls come without nuts.
