After being on hiatus as a result of a blistering audit, UNC-Greensboro’s student newspaper Carolinian finally has a new issue out. This will no doubt be a keen relief to the students who rely on the wisdom of the paper’s weekly sex column, which features a college student passing himself off as some sort of sexual expert, with predictable results. Just imagine the frustrations in Greensboro among all the students deprived of this cogent, thoughtful advice:
When I think of having an orgasm for the specific goal of reducing stress or for any other problems, I usually think of masturbation first, but it’s absolutely fine to include a partner if you wish. … Remember that this therapy is good for many of our emotional ailments–not just stress. Try it out when you are pissed off, bummed out, grouchy, bored, whatever. Look at it as a healthy outlet to dump all your negative feelings into. In addition to sexual orgasms, my friends and I always speak of two other very important orgasms which can be essential in maintaining your healthy self. These are mental orgasms and mouth orgasms (both known as MO’s)
