Western Carolina University reports a 67.22 percent increase in alcohol disciplinary actions. First of all, that stat makes me glad I didn’t get their master’s degree in applied math. Second of all, the problem might have something to do with allowing alcohol at events held in the university’s auditorium, or maybe it was the irrigation of surrounding territories. Either way, it may be necessary for the university to add a course to its beer curriculum on drinking responsibility. As with other classes, this should include sampling.