I’m happy to report that Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) has settled his lawsuit against a House cafeteria operator. From Politico comes part of Kucinich’s statement:

Though I would prefer to focus your attention on my work dealing with the profoundly important issues that face our nation, such as job creation, getting the economy back on track, and ending the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq — it seems that some are more interested in discussing my personal dental issues,” begins his missive.

Kucinich sued for $150,000.

Now if he’d tell us what really happened with the UFO at Shirley MacLaine’s house, I’d feel much better.