Here Comes Incentives Clause
Here comes incentives clause
Jacked way up because
That’s what “big boys” expect.
It’s just a plum deal
“Playing Santa” cronyism dreck.
Licensing Board Messiahs (Hallelujah!)
For unto us a worker comes
A pro applieth
And the government shall be upon his baa-aack
And his work history showeth:
High marks on Yelp!
A well-credentialed service! —
Let It Snow (Make It Rain)
Oh, we all need electricity
So the state grants a monopoly
And rates are to be kept low, but …
You can’t go! You can’t go! You can’t go!
Now some make it a sick hobby
But media love this one industry, so
Let them take! Raise the rates! Watch them grow!
We’re “second in solar,” so there
What’s dispatchable even mean?
No one knows! No one knows! No one knows!
Now, solar can only give power
When the sun’s overhead, a few hours,
But since you’ve no place to go
Let night come! Let it rain! Let it snow!
Yep, since you’ve no place to go
Let it fog! Let it cloud! Let it snow!
Bring a Notice, GenX is a problem
Bring a Notice, GenX is a problem,
NOV now, DEQ, come on!
“It’s OK, Chemours is compliant.”
“Hands are tied; EPA must act first.”
Ah, no, authority is already yours!
Ah, no, it’s your clear duty, too!
Electric Cars Are Coming to Town
You better just wait
Soon you won’t ask why
Relief funds weren’t sent —
I’m telling you why:
I made up a list
Media won’t think twice
(Say “combat climate change” and
They’ll think it’s nice)
Electric cars are coming to town.
I’ll blame their lack for hurricanes
They’ll believe it — piece o’ cake!
Who cares we’ve cut emissions more
Than the rest of the world, for goodness’ sake?
You better stand back
You better not laugh
We’ll buy 80,000 of the things
On the planet’s behalf!
Electric cars are coming to town!
Silent Sam, noisy campus
No one’s calm
Sense took flight
‘Round yon statue
Riots each night?
Teach differing in peace
Try debating in peace.
Bladen’s Red-Handed Vote Fraud
You’ve heard whinging about recounts statewide in Georgia,
Florida’s Broward and Palm Beach and Hillsborough,
But oh, did you hear
The most famous vote fraud this year? …
Bladen’s mail-in ballots scheme
Has been warned about since 2010;
This year, though, it helped the GOP
So could we finally see reform, then?