Twilight, anyone? Blood-sucking ain’t no joke for these fans. If you’re now thinking of moving now to make sure you’re not around said fans bring some walking furniture with you to ease your moving stress. If you decide to throw a party to celebrate, though, make sure it doesn’t get a huge facebook attendance list — the police just might take note.
In other news, I always heard it said that news has to be unique. That’s why stories of “dog bit man” don’t make the news, but “man bites dog” does. I always laughed at that example, but apparently at least one person thought that was a great idea. I guess if the famed Naked Cowboy wins his 2012 run for presidency, this will be something he addresses, along with determining whether or not camels actually cause global warming.
And while you’re playing around with your iPhone and looking up these stories, maybe you should consider using it to propose to your girlfriend of six years. It only took this man four months. I think he used all aspects of his phone to pull this off … except for calling her.
