Our local daily published the following objective data. Now, if only I were intelligent enough to figure out which one they were talking about, I would have to vote for him, for the kids and all. Wouldn’t you?

Of the many groups and factions facing high stakes in the upcoming presidential election, there’s one you probably haven’t read about that has a very personal interest in who will be sworn in come January — and that is the oft-forgotten high school marching band demographic.

The Asheville High School band was the only school in North Carolina invited to play a special sit-down concert at the inaugural festival, and, depending on which president’s inaugural committee is elected, they could march in the inaugural parade, as well.