I enjoyed the Cato Institute’s lightweight and to-the-point analysis of the State of the Union Address:
As for me, I feel like we’re on the road to the Land of Cocaigne. I’ve never been there, and I won’t go because my mother raised me with better standards. However, I do envision a land of plenty, where people are idle slobs with all their lowest-common-denominator cravings stuffed to the max. I’m not sure how this is supposed to work, but I suppose it has something to do with using the Chinese as underground slave labor.
I do, however, believe the part about cheese falling from the sky is calling my name.
