As a public service reminder, all law-abiding criminals are required to report as income to the IRS proceeds from accepting bribes, illegally dealing drugs, and any heists or petty thieveries. After they do that, they may be interested in buying a problem off of the Canton Police Department:

The Canton Police Department is considering selling two 80-year-old submachine guns and using the proceeds to pay for new and better equipment for the force — before the federal government possibly bans such weapons.