Ok, I’ve digested enough stuff on how the planet is coming to an end. I’m ready to cash in. I drive a SULEV (Californese for Super Ultra Low Emission Vehicle) Honda Insight that gets 57 MPG, I live on a farm with ZERO paved surfaces, I’ve planted 35 acres of trees, I manage two ponds with several species of native animals and plants, it’s a bird sanctuary and I even have a small scale swamp ecosystem.
So I’m waiting for my checks from Al Gore, John Edwards or anyone wishing to offset their jet trips and SUV driving caravans in the national media. Plenty of carbon credits available, if you act now. I might even post them on e-bay.
