Hey, CMPD is playing around with Fayetteville’s horses this weekend, mounted cops being another “world class” totem that Charlotte must have for Uptown.

But for a mere $200,000 and no ongoing feed costs, Uptown could have this nifty Samsung robot. Packing a machine gun and night-vision, it would look super cool rolling up and down Tyron Street. Nothing says world class quite like a heavily armed robot. Right?