Headline: Affair To Threaten Whatever It Is John Edwards Does For A Living

“This will be a major blow to the retired-lawyer-former-senator-slash-presidential-candidate-and-nonprofit-foundation-founder’s chances of being named attorney general or appointed to another cabinet position, assuming Obama gets elected in November and chooses Edwards over someone who has been directly involved in politics during the past four years,” Georgetown University political science professor Samuel DeCanio said. “I don’t know if he’ll ever be able to recover and return to?the work?volunteering?job he was doing before this.”