Now, we’ve really done it. Romanians are reaching out to Western North Carolina’s poor. As an act of corporate gifting, Only Fruit Bar donated $2500 to help dozens more children in Transylvania County public schools receive food from the state. This is but the second step in my Master Plan to get the kwashiorkor-stricken children of Sub-Saharan Africa to donate until all our children have eight cell phones, forty pairs of the latest sneaker designs, nine big screen TV’s, and enough obesity to roll around on our synergistic sidewalks instead of having to walk on them.