Dear Buncombe County Commissioners:

I may not be very bright, but I graduated from much higher-ranking schools than most of your constituents, and I still can’t decipher the staff reports appended to your agendas. Since I do not have the luxury of moseying down to the county offices to have somebody hold my hand and guide me through the agenda, I will try broadcasting a little question through my Moodle. Here goes:

What is a $200,000 HFA Single Family Rehab?

Whatever it is, it sure doesn’t look good, and if you want to look good, maybe you could make a practice of elaborating better for your constituents and the commissioners, who say they receive no more information than we get from these pages. I’s a jus sayin’ . . .