Just noticed a new hash tag on Twitter: #obamacarefeatures

Since the president has promised his health-care proposals won’t kill grandma, and since there’s evidence that at least some members of Congress haven’t read the House bill, Redstate and Weekly Standard contributor Brian Faughnan started this thread so that anyone can point out additional features in the plan, even fake ones. Here are a few early submissions:

? Under Obamacare, you can still purchase anesthetic during dental care.

? Under ObamaCare, you can still sue your doctor at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.

? Under Obamacare, you will always get needed care, and will skip ahead of any waiting employee of the CBO.

And here’s my first contribution:

? Under Obamacare, there will be a variety of Death Panels, including a low-cost public option.

Play along. It’s fun!? ? ?