A school bus ran off the road in Hendersonville. I am sorry for anybody who was harmed.

There have been a few school bus accidents in WNC in the last year or so. If I were a legislator, I would argue the drivers don’t have enough bells and whistles to worry about, so anybody who can read the word “children” on my bill will vote to additionally equip the monstrosities with disco globes, neon underlighting, chrome Batman exhaust pipes, subwoofers to die for, airplane wheels and tires, and extreme manual hydraulics.