1. Taking your three-year-old daughter with you to crash the rally for the candidate you’re not supporting for president
? OR ?
2. Taking and ripping the sign for the opposing candidate that’s being held by someone’s three-year-old daughter
Caption: Three-year-old Sophia Parlock cries while seated on the shoulders of her father, Phil Parlock, after having their Bush-Cheney sign torn up by Kerry-Edwards supporters on Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004, at the Tri-State Airport in Huntington, W.Va. Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards made a brief stop at the airport as he concluded his two-day bus tour to locations in West Virginia and Ohio. (AP Photo/Randy Snyder)
(The answer’s No. 2, of course, but No. 1’s not too bright, either.)
