hh Will Charlotte ever know? This story teases us with the possibility that Charlotte’s money elite will be exposed in an FBI call girl sting.

One thing is certain, anyone who visited hushhush.com and plopped down $1800 to join an “exclusive” escort service promising the “finest Southern belles” is sweating bullets right now. The criminal complaint has a few more details, like how one idiot paid $10,000 for an entire weekend with a hooker. And local hotels have to be very proud to be mentioned in connection with this kind of entertainment.

Somehow though, I doubt we ever get a look at a full client list. That is just not how these things get wrapped up.

But wouldn’t it be fun if we did?

Meanwhile, I think we’ve found that elusive catch phrase to market Charlotte to the world: Sweet Charlotte — Hush Hush.