Why aren’t you watching Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer on CNN?

CNN’s hot new talk show, “Parker Spitzer” debuted in last place on Monday. Even Nancy Grace had more viewers than Whatshername and Love Client No. 9.

A Baltimore Sun columnist said it best, “CNN’s ‘Parker Spitzer’ finally debuted Monday night, and what a load of obnoxious, self important noise it is.”

I particularly liked this slam, “So while I guess you could call it counterprogramming, who does CNN get to go head to head with Fox’s O’Reilly at 8 but a former politician and poster boy for hypocrisy — a one-time prosecutor who prosecuted prostitutes even as he was paying excessive amounts of money to them for sex. And then he lied about it and tried to cover it up. Eliot Spitzer: Someone we can all believe in.”