I gave up TV, except for my three favorite shows, when I was twelve. Now, I keep looking at them in the gym, and I have become convinced programmers are intent on warping minds. I cannot watch anything but the weather channel for a minute without getting messages firmly rooted in assumptions that people are supposed to cat around and the only sin is going around with white skin, which equates to racism.

Now, for the latidah moment I despise so much about my own blog posts, if I want a moment of sarcastic rage based on false premises, any conclusion goes, so have at it.