That is the only possible explanation for parts of the overwhelmingly white mountain counties of North Carolina to still be without power almost five days after a Christmas snow storm, right? Afterall, the government’s response to Hurricane Katrina showed how much George Bush hated black people, right?

Or could there be some other plausible cause-and-effect at work?

Nope, gotta be racism. The Government is all-powerful and can always relieve and prevent suffering without regard to the laws of physics or the limits of the time space continuum.