Overwhelmingly white areas of Kentucky remain without power days after a huge ice storm killed nine and left 700,000 without power. Hundreds of thousands remain without power as the National Guard mobilizes and local officials complain about a lack of response from FEMA.

Obviously, Barack Obama does not care about white people. Otherwise, he would fixed all this by now. It is the iron law of Katrina: The federal government, marginally competent in the best of times, assumes super-human powers in times of natural disasters. Ergo, any lack of relief is the direct result of a lack of compassion, probably racially motivated, on the part of the occupant of the White House.

With that settled, we can note that actual, on-the-ground help is arriving in the form of quick-thinking, hard-working entrepreneurs. One is already known as the “generator man” for delivering portable power to the backwoods at a $50 to $100 mark-up. His customers call him a “godsend” although he prefers “hustler.”

As if by an invisible hand.