Former Wyoming Sen. Alan Simpson — last seen tackling federal spending with Erskine Bowles — on the problem with kids today: “Grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.”
I’m pretty sure he has an onion on his belt and is Abe’s long-lost brother.
