Hillary Clinton and Chuck Schumer, New York’s senatorial duo, have earmarked some remarkable pork in an appropriations bill. If funded, it would create a theater at the site of the 1969 Woodstock music festival. Will this be New York’s teapot museum or Randy Parton Theatre?
Supporters seem to think that everyone between the ages of 14 and 30 thought Woodstock was the grooviest thing ever. News to former hippie boomers: most people thought it was a mud-filled, drug-induced bacchanal that proved Western civilization was going down the tubes. The movie of the event pretty much supports that view, that is if you can manage to sit through 228 minutes of multi-frame confusion.
