Today, we look at the news artistically, since all the good reporters were able to negotiate the day off yesterday. In doing so, we see parallels between two articles on the subject of names. Both sport photos with a cluster of people and arms up in the air. One is a celebration of the renaming of a group, alleged to have falsely signed corporate names to a letter demanding that Duke Energy shut down, to Mountaintrue. The other group is celebrating winning a spot on Redneck Island. In other words, it is OK to have a red neck and say so, but stigmatic to have all-red skin.