You're Not Drunk If the Cop is Presbyterian

Huh?

Oh, nothing. Just a North Carolina Court of Appeals ruling that Davidson College campus police cannot arrest anyone for DWI because the school is officially affiliated with the Presbyterian church. Violates the establishment clause, you see.

Whole deal here.

Update: AP take, here.

Update 2: And the DavidsonNews.net take is here (replacing the AP story in the Observer).