I swear, I pledge, I affirm, I give my solemn vow, I make whatever other obeisance I can to Truth with a capital T: I am not making this story up.
I am serious. Here is the picture from the article, which is from The Telegraph (UK). I thought the headline was hilarious, but the picture outdoes it.
by Jon Sanders
Director of the Center for Food, Power, and Life, Research Editor, John Locke Foundation